My Name is… Original by Jennifer Dignan

My oldest brother thinks my name means 

“a constant consumer”

My other brother thinks my name means

“the best to argue with”

My best friend thinks my name means 

“energetic” and “makes my day”

My old english teacher thinks my name means 

“hyper”

My new english teacher thinks my name means 

“english lover”

My books think my name means

“never ending reading”

A random kid at my church thinks my name means

“unicorn hater”

I think they left out a couple things like

“fancy about fireflies” and 

“wants to save the orphans” and

“worries about math class” and

“Just wants to read by my favorite oak tree”